yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this gif set.
- me: hi
- family: oMG she's out of her cave!!!! it's a miracle!!!!! lololololol
- me: bye
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.
IT GOT BETTER
#I expect responsible BDSM in my sandwich jokes