In Night Vale, we don’t say “I love you.”, we say “Come to the hole in the vacant lot out back of the Ralph’s and huddle with Us.” and I think that’s beautiful.
Hurt myself laughing
oh my god
My therapist showed me this video
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life.
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
I just made the best eggs I will ever make. The secret was mozzarella all along.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying